EDITOR’S NOTE: Dillon Eliassen originally wanted to title this installment “Shortcuts Ampersand Delusions Colon Dingdongs Ampersand Goofballs,” but Being Libertarian‘s Editor-in-Chief said the site doesn’t have enough bandwidth to support it. Dingdongs & Goofballs was the humor column Dillon wrote while an undergrad student, wherein he pointed and laughed at jerks. Due to a feeling […]