#FakeNews: Trump relocates Israel’s capital to Jebel-Ali, improves Middle-Eastern relations   JERUSALEM, Israel- In the first such incident in modern history, the entire world expressed condemnation when President Trump relocated Israel’s capital to the United Arab Emirates city of Jebel-Ali. Many thought that

Though the Trump Administration has still not released the president's tax returns, they have made his medical records public. "The president is in excellent health," Surgeon General C. Everett Koop commented. "Though his recent diagnosis of Dermabrasive Humoculosis is troubling." Dermabrasive Humoculosis,

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