#FakeNews: Trump to Publish His Own Book About His Critics
This is satire.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In response to Michael Wolff’s new best-selling book, which paints President Donald Trump as incompetent and unstable, Trump has threatened to write his own book disparaging his critics.
After his lawyers failed to prevent Wolff’s book from publication, Trump took matters into his own hands, tweeting “MAINSTREAM MEDIA LOSER mickel wolf better be prepared for my new book it will be bigger and BETTER and u can MAGA if u reed it!”
Trump has since said his book, titled Stable Genius, will explore why Michael Wolff is “a doo-doo head,” how Ivanka is “so into me,” and why Hillary Clinton is “such a big, SAD loser!”
Trump will also be providing his own illustrations for the book, including those of his “really huge inauguration crowd,” his “even huuuger hands” and some stick drawings of “Fatso Rocket Man with his small button” and “Sloppy Steve Bannon sucking his own pee-pee.”
Trump’s book has already received reviews from Sean Hannity, who called it “best work of literature since God wrote the Bible.”
Book stores are debating whether to place it on a new “alternative facts” shelf, or just sell it in the children’s section due to its third grade reading level and colourful pictures.
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